do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet
she just wanna smoke and fuck i said girl in this economy?
From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
nbcparksandrec This picture is everything. #ParksandRec #BTS
And in the words of the most appropriate tumblr trend
“I came out tonight to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.”
this actually describes tumblr perfectly
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